Go Girl? Are You Kidding Me!!

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By K Partin

Well folks, if you have ever listened to my podcast, "Chattin With K Partin" you know that the majority of my show I like to come up with weird and crazy headlines and news stories. My favorite line is "you just can't make this stuff up". Well here is one of those stories.

Girls have you heard of the "GoGirl" yet? Well I guess in Europe it's pretty popular, and in use all over. What it does is allow women to "pee" as they say on their video, standing up.Now I never knew that this was such a big deal for women, I mean I never heard my wife or any other woman say, "damn I wish I could pee standing up". But according to Sarah Dillon president and founder of GoGirl, it is a big deal.

The product was created at a company named FemMed, in Minnetonka Minn. It allows women to take a bathroom break standing up.

I guess it's a good thing for women in public bathrooms who don't want to sit down, kind of a cleanliness thing. Now I do know there has been times when my wife has gone into a restaurant bathroom and came out and complained to the Manager that the restroom was a mess. So maybe there is something to this.

Dillon goes on to say that the product is made of a flexible, medical grade silicone and has a built in splash guard to eliminate messing. (That's a little bit more than I needed to know). She also said the product first premiered at a woman's expo in January......I missed that, thought they would of received more coverage, no pun intended. I guess according to Dillon similar urinal devices have been on the market in Europe for a while. Figures people always say the Europeeans have been ahead of us for years!

So there you have it, GoGirl urinal device. If you don't believe me, see for yourself at GoGirl and be sure to watch the intro video. For those of you who are interested and curious about the price, they run.....(damn no pun again) $5.99 ea. very reasonable really.

I had no idea what topic to put this hub under, so I chose health. I hope you all can find it and share it with your friends. No, not the GoGirl, the article....get your head out of the urinal will ya.?


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SimeyC profile image

SimeyC Level 5 Commenter 2 years ago

No way!!!!!!

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K Partin Hub Author 2 years ago

Simey

Yes way!!! Ha!

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Kimberly Bunch 2 years ago

Interesting! Here's one: http://hubpages.com/hub/relaxation

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K Partin Hub Author 2 years ago

Cool Kim, thanks.

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Ms Chievous Level 1 Commenter 2 years ago

umm.. wow?? I wonder how many they have sold??

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K Partin Hub Author 2 years ago

Don't know Chievous, would be interesting to find out.....I guess. :) I might not want to know. Ha!

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RooBee Level 1 Commenter 2 years ago

Holy Cow - and I thought that child's doll that 'peed' was weird.

I've never missed any sleep over having to sit down to do my business..and they do make those sani-cover thingies for public toilets so I'll go with 'thumbs down' on the GoGirl.

As for your clever article, however, thumbs waay up! :)

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K Partin Hub Author 2 years ago

Thanks for the comment and thumbs up RooBee! I love reporting these weird stories, and this ranks way up there...

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Brenda Montgomery 2 years ago

Old fashioned ways never go out of style~~I'll sit this one out. lol

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K Partin Hub Author 2 years ago

Hey Brenda, great comment. I don't blame you one bit for sitting this one out! :)

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prettydarkhorse Level 2 Commenter 2 years ago

haha, hi you made me laugh this time, I like sitting down as I am mi\ore comfortable I can do other things LOL....thanks and have a good day, Maita

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K Partin Hub Author 2 years ago

Hi Maita, again :) Thanks for the comment and I'm glad I put a smile on your face. This is diffidently a strange product. But they seem to be selling, go figure. ha! :)

poetlorraine 2 years ago

funny hub i enjoyed it

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K Partin Hub Author 2 years ago

Hey poet, thanks for stopping by. Glad you enjoyed, hope to see you soon. K

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wavegirl22 Level 5 Commenter 2 years ago

OMG. . I love this Hub .. and I think I may just be in the market for a "Go Girl" anyway you cut it . .I say Go K!

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K Partin Hub Author 2 years ago

Ha wave, glad you liked it. Wonder if you can buy a franchise for these! LOL K.

Citrus000 2 years ago

HahahahaHa! :-) Thank you! So funny, I joke around about how it's not fair that men can pee standing up and women cant.

Great info!

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K Partin Hub Author 2 years ago

Hey Citrus, I laughed the whole time writing this too. Glad you enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it. Thaks K.

Citrus000 2 years ago

Why don't door to door salesman ever have products like this? :-)

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K Partin Hub Author 2 years ago

Ha! Like the Fuller Brush Man right Citus? :)

Citrus000 2 years ago

Yea, but I would much rather purchase a product that enables me to stand up and pee with out getting it all down my leg from a door to door salesman, then purchasing cleaning supplies. But then again, if this Go Girl doesn't work then I suppose you could sell the cleaners as an add on.

Hum...maybe the fuller brush company should consider adding this to their line of products. :-D I wonder if they make XL sizes for XL bladders? I can just imagine the furious woman who had to make that purchase return.

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K Partin Hub Author 2 years ago

Citrus you're a riot. I think you might be on to something here! :) K.

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mega1 Level 4 Commenter 2 years ago

I had no idea what this hub was about by the title - ha! But I'm wondering, when you are not using the "GoGirl" do you carry it in your pocket? your purse? how big is the damn thing? I briefly wanted to be able to stand up and call it "taking a leak" when I was a very young girl with brothers - but now, not so much. However, the Lucid Dream squirmy purple vibrator is intriguing! You are a fountain of info for us girls! thank you so much!

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K Partin Hub Author 2 years ago

Thanks for stopping by Mega. I guess they come in sizes don't know. But glad you enjoyed. K.

Citrus000 2 years ago

Hey thanks K! Mega, maybe it's a compactable Go Girl that folds up into a little triangle or something and fits into that little pocket in your jeans where not much else fits. Hummm...kinda like a go girl transformer. Then they can try and make it have multi uses like those one flip flops that have beer bottle openers on the bottom. Just what every woman needs, something that enables them to stand up and pee and open a beer all in one. Its like the modern womens multi-tool.

I enjoy this hub, very funny and I am glad I found it. Thank you, and just so you know I understand if you deny this one. I am not trying to take over your comments area, just wanted to share with you the images this page inspires in my mind.

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K Partin Hub Author 2 years ago

Citrus, Never, I enjoy reading your comments. I'm a guy who can stand and pee and open a beer no problem. But I can feel for you girls.....oops no pun intended again! Ha! :) Thanks K.

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trish1048 Level 3 Commenter 2 years ago

This reminds me of a trip my mom had taken to Greece. When she came home, she told me that the bathrooms were horrifying, to her, anyway. She went into one and there were no toilets, only holes in the floor. So, you had no choice but to stand up and do your business. Needless to say, there weren't any partitions either. I would venture to say, had this item been available, I seriously doubt she would have used it anyway.

Personally, I would have wandered off to the nearest set of bushes or trees LOL.

Interesting hub.

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K Partin Hub Author 2 years ago

Wow trish that's funny. I wonder if they put targets over the holes. Geez....I guess being a man like myself does have it's advantages huh? Thanks Kerry.

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trish1048 Level 3 Commenter 2 years ago

Hi Kerry,

Nice to make your acquaintance, by the way.

I really have no idea, but I wouldn't be surprised. I'm guessing you'd also have to supply your own toilet paper. That's where a woman like myself would have the advantage over a man, I could put it in my purse. Where would a guy carry a traveling roll of toilet paper? :)

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K Partin Hub Author 2 years ago

Ha! Trish you have a valid point there...nice to meet you too. :) Kerry

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Chaotic Chica Level 2 Commenter 24 months ago

You have officially left me speechless! I don't know what to say...it's just so.....so.....well, it's just so!

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K Partin Hub Author 24 months ago

Hey Chaotic, well that must be a first you being speechless huh? Don't worry I was too. Thanks for stopping by, K.

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Anath 23 months ago

LOL I need to try it, just so I can say I did it! If I ever find one to try, I'll come back to tell you (even if you don't really want to hear it) about my peeing experience :)

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K Partin Hub Author 23 months ago

Anath, LOL, you let me know how you peed out ....I mean made out with trying this and I'll write a hub about it!! LOL Thanks K.

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lorlie6 Level 3 Commenter 19 months ago

I've been wanting to write hubs about bizarre products, and well, you went and beat me to it! There's one out there that claims to be-I'm sure it is-an energy drink which you purchase as a bit of powder, a mirror and a little razor blade. Then you add this to the drink.

Innovation, ain't it amazing?

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K Partin Hub Author 19 months ago

Hi lorlies6, I'm sorry i beat you to the story. This was one I couldn't pass up!! Truly bizarre....K.

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